Tribute to My Mustard


Fourteen years ago I was working as a front office clerk at the D.C. Animal Control Division (DCAC). I’d been there only a few months when an Animal Control Officer named Tony brought in a small stray orange tabby kitten with really big ears. It was July 25, 1995 and he was number 119888, found at 215 Rock Creek Church Road, NW, Washington, DC, and the two comments noted were “Thin” and “Doesn’t look well.” Tony put him in the cattery, in one of the cages that could be seen through the window from the front desk and I found myself watching this little unassuming kitten stare back at me.

At this point, I already had Clifford at home. He was an orange tiger about 18 months old, and two months earlier I had lost Mia to stomach cancer (she was a beautiful white and brown tabby with three legs, who was only a year old). I knew I’d get another cat at some point, but I also knew the rule at DCAC – no adoptions until you’d worked there for six months. This prevented most caretakers, officers and office staff from adopting everyone who was brought through the 24/7 doors. Considering that over 15,000 animals are brought through the shelters in DC every year, it can quickly become a little overwhelming. But by your six-month mark, you’ve lost the “oh-he’s-cute” gleam because sadly you know the next batch will be cute, as will the one after that and the one after that.

The other thing I knew was Mary. Mary was the Executive Director and also a friend, so I found myself inquiring about the little orange kitten and before I knew it (and just barely before I’d called my roommate to see if it would be okay), I was bringing Max home to join the family. I wasn’t sure how Clifford would react to him, so I held tiny Max on my lap and let Clifford come up to him. He murmled, approached, then head-butted him as if to say, “Welcome home.” As they say, that was the beginning of a beautiful friendship and our next 14 years were full of hundreds of photos of them sleeping in a pile of orange.

Max (aka, Maxwell, Maxi-Mustard, Woobie, or most commonly just Mustard), was a fabulous cat. Great personality, sweet, not a mean bone in him, loved to chatter at the birds outside, loved breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks (was known to take a mouthful of crunchies to the living room carpet and eat half leaving the rest to be discovered sometime later), and was willing to put up with my constant photography (which included one Christmas of borrowing my landlord’s fresh wreath from the door to attempt to take a holiday shot with “the boys.” Most of the photos resulted in Max looking annoyed, Clifford looking bored, Max walking out of frame, or Clifford intently chewing on the wreath in the background – Happy Holidays!).

Clifford and Max were my boys. They’ve been with me through countless new jobs, equally countless job departures, an undergraduate degree, a graduate degree (they did suffer through that one with my long absences over a two-year period, but so did I), ups, downs, new apartments, living with various roommates of the human, feline and even canine variety, annual car trips to Ohio for Christmas, and adventures including working together (somehow) and opening the access panel behind the bathtub and jumping into the block-long string of cinderblock basement rooms under my apartment building (requiring me to get the ever-patient maintenance man and Robin’s ex-boyfriend to help me crawl through the rooms until I found Max sitting in a lump refusing to move – Clifford had scampered up to us when we opened the access panel from outside happily covered in cobwebs). They put up with a lot from me over the years, not the least of which was the latest flight to Cairo.

They watched me grow into the woman I am today, as she’s very different from where we all started. They watched with wary eyes my dating exploits, and obviously just waited out my stupidity until I met Ron, whom they adored from minute one. (That’s not entirely true. Clifford loves everyone from the get-go providing they supply the necessary attention and praise, which Ron did. Max was a little more discerning, but once he learned that Ron was not a vegetarian and sometimes ate food that could be catfood but was far better (namely rotisserie chicken) an unbreakable bond was formed, not to mention Ron's penchant for doling out the cat treats).

This past Tuesday, May 19th, Max passed away. He had been suffering from a very sudden onset of cancer affecting his mouth and renal failure these past two months. I tried everything, from the antiquated Egyptian vets to highly modern, but equally ineffective, US vets, but nothing helped. I miss him greatly and wish I could have done more. My orange boys are now down to one and his absence is palpable.

I love you my Mustard. Thank you for giving me such love and joy. I love you to pieces and pieces and pieces.

Ma'as salaama, Sir Albert


In late February, after four+ months of being thoroughly kittened, our Egyptian feline Albert went to his new and permanent home. Despite yelling at him just that day at least fifteen times to stop doing whatever it was he was doing, I found myself missing him greatly after he was gone.

We knew from the moment we brought him home that we weren’t going to keep him and we were delighted that our friend Susan offered to take him before even seeing him. However, even despite my almost 30 years of experience working in shelters and dealing with cats and kittens, we were both completely unprepared for the effect of the “Albert presence.”

He started out a scrawny, filthy street kitten and morphed into a round, squishy, extremely content, Dip cat with a green card. He is a true force to be reckoned with, going from a warm, cuddly, purring, mass to a crazed, obnoxious, hilarious, rubber, monkey-boy in just seconds. By the end of his stay here, he and Chuckles were friends to the end, sleeping and playing together, racing from one end of the house, then reversing the chaser-chasee roles, and racing the other way, but then also having those moments of being thoroughly annoyed by your best friend (we all remember those times, right?). He and Clifford, being the far-reaching ends of our cat crew in terms of ages, 5-6 months versus 15 ½ years, were able to enjoy an envigorating game of ping-pong soccer and it was amusing to watch Albert defer to Clifford, despite a significant size advantage (although, practically everyone defers to Clifford and always has, which is good considering Clifford fully expects it). Albert was even, at the end, able to get Ricky to play which is something no one else has achieved (Ron believes that Ricky is a wizard trapped in feline-form, who has obviously not read the “How to be a cat” manual – his favorite pastime is to sit and stare at Ron as he works on the computer). The only one who was never won over by Albert’s charm was Max. Who always had a look of great distain and disgust when Albert came in the room.









Upon his departure there was a significant change in the air. Although Max had an added little gleeful hop in his walk, everyone else immediately staked their couch claim and we apparently hoisted the sign for the “Feline Retirement Home.” Despite the feline need for 16-20 hours of sleep a day, I do think that everyone (sans Max) really missed the zippy monkey. But, if it’s kittens you want, just wander outside and take your pick (sadly). There’s a whole family of Albert-look-alikes a few doors down. But I’m doing my best to keep my head up, and my blinders on.





Picture Pages - Just More Cairo

For fear that we become complacent in our physics-free, crazy-sightings world, I like to keep sharing some of our latest photographic captures (and please note that no Photoshop tricks were used to enhance these images, namely because I wouldn't know how, but also because they really don't need it).

BICYCLES & MOTORCYCLES

Bicycles and motorcycles here are used, not only for transportation of bread (my favorite sighting), but also the family, and for delivery of practically any product that could fit, and even some that really couldn't.










This was only the second time I've seen this, but the first was on a bicycle. These are recently skinned pelts, probably from sheep and goats. And this folks, is reason number 3,462 why I'm a vegetarian.

We were delighted to find that the yummy koushary dish we love can be delivered. Though the idea of having it scooped out of a container welded to the back of a motorbike in congested polluted Cairo does take a bit of "yum" out.

STREET SCENES


Shops near the Khan (market) area:






The first SmartCar sighting in Cairo (at least by me)! Looks so cute and clean and efficient -- it'll never last.

I'm not sure what they sell here... (hubcaps, perhaps?)

I have been trying to get a photo of these few shops in a row that sell large industrial-sized heavy-duty bags. I think they're used by the trash collectors, but not sure. I have tons of photos of these stores, carefully hidden by strategically placed passing taxis, busses and donkey carts as we fly up the Corniche. So I was quite happy to have a clean view on this day. (Though I realize it's probably not as exciting for others.)

Bread for sale (at least it's not on the ground).

MOVING VEHICLES (trucks, carts, camels?)


These guys were heading directly onto a highway... ??


Look, a car without lights. I mean without ANY lights, or license plate, or possibly much else.

Trash collection in Cairo (you can't see it well, but someone's sitting on TOP of the "bag").

"Loofahs for sale! Come and get your loofah!"

Prince of the garlic mound?

Nice father-son bonding activity... but not for the faint-of-heart or those with nylon pants.




Toilet seats, gently nestled in soft straw for the long journey (there's probably a child in there somewhere, too).

Adventures with a Houseguest

At the beginning of April, Ron’s friend from college, Joe, came to visit us on his Spring Break. As a high school English and Literature teacher in NYC, he apparently felt the need to just get away, and where better to go? Cairo!

He was only here for a week, so we mentally tabulated a list of things he could do during that time, with the intention of letting him choose. One thing we did not anticipate, but I think ranked at the top of Joe’s visit, was a performance by the Indianapolis Colts’ cheerleaders. Ron’s office had a get-together the day after Joe arrived, which we dragged poor Joe to. It was held at the Maadi House, the expat “club” in Maadi. Apparently the cheerleaders were on a tour to see the troops, with their first stop in Cairo. Most of the audience on this sunny Saturday afternoon, however, was expat kids, a lot of girls around 10-years-old and a few “mildly interested” husbands/fathers hanging around the edges. And based on the parts of the show I did see (you might have to ask Joe, as he saw far more than I did), I think the ladies were toning it down for the impressionable audience members. I will add that they were quite talented, several had really strong voices, and their ability to switch outfits and keep track of what feathers go with what sequins was quite admirable. The men of Ron’s office were acting quite uninterested in the whole thing, but I think us wives may have been putting a damper on things. Poor boys. At least Joe got a nice peek into Dip-Life – and I think he may be considering a career change.

Despite any attempts to thwart it, Joe was not able to circumvent the dreaded Cairo jet-lag syndrome, so our outings were often broken into two segments, allowing for a nap in between (the jet-lag is truly incapacitating, and seeing yet one more ancient tomb, really old mosque, or trinket for sale, holds absolutely no interest once the exhaustion hits).

We did get him to the Citadel and then walked around the streets, down to the Rafa’i and Sultan Hasan mosques (where we ate our pb&j sandwiches – why is it that a slightly squished pb&j sandwich that’s been heated by the sun and carried around in a mildly odiferous backpack is so delectable?).

Another day was filled with a zip around the Egyptian museum, then a rather harrowing taxi ride (which included a backwards stint down the Corniche because our driver missed the turn off) to find the Nileometer. I will post my article about this interesting engineering marvel separately, but suffice it to say, we were allowed to walk down into this stone pit that reached below the Nile, and we not only did so willingly, we paid for the privilege. From there we had our same (insane) taxi driver take us to the Khan, where we explored the Al-Ghuri Complex and climbed the minaret as I had done with Haitham in January. (Again, I’ll post my article separately, which includes the other half of the complex that Haitham and I were not able to explore.)

We treated ourselves to a refreshing drink at Al-Fishawi’s café in the Khan, which is a true staple of Cairo life as it’s been in business for over 200 years and is allegedly open 24/7 (though we have admittedly not tested that yet), and then hit a few stores for Joe to get those much-needed, just-can’t-live-without, how-did-I-survive-before, Cairo trinkets/ mementos/ gifts. One of our insisted stops was at Crazy Brothers, which is a junk shop of the best kind, hawking bizarre lamps, tin plates, umbrella stands made out of antique missile parts (Ron was desperately trying to get Joe to buy one of these – better his house that mine, I mean, ours), and “genuine” Bedouin finds. Joe showed off his savvy New Yorker skills and managed to only buy what he actually wanted to – very impressive. By this point, we were all thoroughly exhausted, even those of us not dealing with jetlag, so we headed home and promptly collapsed.

The next day Ron decided to test his driving/navigation/patience skills and drove Joe out to the Giza pyramids. I opted to skip them this time and did my volunteering instead, but Ron and Joe actually hiked out all the way past the middle pyramid (Khafre) toward the smallest one (Menkaure), where they encountered an ancient toothless soda seller on an equally ancient, probably toothless, donkey, slowly wandering the desert. Apparently as soon as he saw them coming, the seller grabbed two bottles out of the pack on the donkey's back that was wedged full with a 12" cube of ice and Coke bottles. Despite his outward appearance, he had just enough pep left in him to finagle 15LE (~$3) out of Ron for two Cokes. Then, as they were drinking them (they had to drink them there so they could return the bottles), he apparently kept peppering them with requests for more money - "Hey, hey, give me five pounds." I can’t imagine he gets too many wandering Khowaggas (Westerners), so I can’t fault him for his determination, however Ron ignored his mutterings and merely returned the empty bottles.

Throughout his stay, we took Joe to a few of our favorite restaurants, including Sequoia where we ate outdoors on the Nile as well as Abu Tarek, the very local koushari joint we also took Mom to. This time I was able to snap a few shots of our Abou Tarek evening.


On the way home, Ron and Joe stopped off for some fun with the locals at Haitham’s favorite teahouse just around the corner and Ron treated himself to a shoeshine by the guy who’s faithfully always on that corner.

For Joe’s last night in Cairo, before his 6am car ride to the airport the next day, we decided to just enjoy a casual evening, so we grabbed some take-out from a local Lebanese restaurant and with our friend Ben along, rented a felucca and bobbed around on the Nile for an hour while we ate and watched the sun set. All in all, Joe managed to see a lot of Cairo’s highlights without really racing from monument to tomb to mosque to museum. Although, you’d have to ask him whether the glory of the Citadel outshined the sequins of the cheerleaders.

It seems that people have taken our warnings against visiting Cairo in the summer months to heart, and our next scheduled visitors, Ron’s Aunt Joan and Uncle Jerry, aren’t coming until October (very smart). We’re hoping to be able to convince Ron’s dad to join them as well and come see the land that physics forgot. However, for anyone considering a visit, I cannot promise that we can arrange the cheerleaders again, however, I’m fairly certain the desert soda seller with the ginormous ice cube and a knack for over-charging will be eagerly awaiting your arrival.

Goodall piece – Reactions

Goodall piece – Reactions
Ron shared my Goodall musings with his co-workers, many of whom were unnamed participants in the aforementioned activities. Apparently the two comments to Ron (following admiration of my keen observational skills and exemplary writing ability – which I deduced from the “Good job!” responses), were:
“Where are you in ‘The Battle for Middle Earth’ game?”
(I feel a strong need to insert the word, “Dude” at the end of that sentence, but I wouldn’t want to misrepresent things.) And:

“She spelled ‘Dúnedain’ wrong.”

(Which was also Ron’s first comment. And let me say here that Blogger has some limitations with fonts, bolding, italicizing and accent marks, so I apologize for not noticing that the accent over the “u” was left out of an IMAGINARY word.)

So, I say thank you to the IT Department for continuing to add fodder to my ever-growing collection of “Bewildering Male Comments.” Keep it coming guys!